Keep in mind two things whenever I feel down, dreary, and depressed and wonder why I don’t look like Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, or Jennifer Lopez.

First of all, even when I was at my best – whenever that 35-second window came and went – I never did look like them.

Second, maintaining these women’s diets and exercise routines is a full-time job. It is their responsibility.

I already work two part-time jobs, so I’m unable to add a third one on top of that.

Knowing how much effort goes into achieving these women’s looks gives me great comfort, 

and the internet’s limitless dissemination of information is a blessing of the modern age. 

Once upon a time, it was fashionable for famous beauties to claim that they consumed Big Macs, were extremely lazy,

We know that Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly skips breakfast, drinks mushroom-powder smoothies, 

and exercises for 45 minutes five times per week now that exercise and fussy diets are in style.

5 times! That includes Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.

Jennifer Lopez’s diet and exercise regimen will exhaust you just reading about it, according to  

Leyon Azubuike, Jennifer Aniston’s personal trainer, revealed that she regularly works out seven days a week for 90 minutes at a time.